The Odditorium | A Miscellany of the Weird and Wonderful

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Amicus


Part of the Distinctive Dummies horror collection, this 12" custom action figure portrays Vincent Price as actor Paul Toombes in his Dr Death guise from MADHOUSE. The figure's hat is removable.


Available from models and art designer Hobbs Lane, Jon Pertwee is actor Paul Henderson in 'The Cloak' segment of THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD. This 12cm piece is hand-painted and produced in resin from a 3-D printer.


Part of the Distinctive Dummies horror collection, this 12" custom action figure is of Peter Cushing as Dr Schreck, from DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF HORRORS. The figure includes a miniature deck of Tarot cards.


Part of the Distinctive Dummies Roy Ashton collection, this 12" custom action figure sees Peter Cushing as Arthur Grimsdyke, from the 'Poetic Justice' segment of TALES FROM THE CRYPT. The figure includes a torn out heart.


"Offers You Cannot Resist;" available from models and art designer Hobbs Lane, Peter Cushing appears as the antiques shop owner in FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. This 12cm piece is hand-painted and produced in resin from a 3-D printer.

Hammer


Part of the Distinctive Dummies Roy Ashton collection, this 11.5" custom action figure represents Jacqueline Pearce as THE REPTILE.


For DRACULA, A. D. 1972 completists, here is a Distinctive Dummies custom twin set of an 8" Dracula and Van Helsing.


Initially, Mego existed between 1954 and 1983. In July 2018, the reformed Mego Corporation announced they would be producing new products in their much loved 8" clothed figures style, including a Hammer Horror line starting with a Christopher Lee Dracula doll in 2020.


Straight from Hammer, these TASTE THE BLOOD OF DRACULA socks are available in UK men's size 6-11. Christopher Lee is obviously the preferred choice for sock aficionados, as the other two designs are Lee as the Count from DRACULA PRINCE OF DARKNESS, and The Creature from CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN.


Official Hammer merchandise designed by Numskull, this CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF rubber duck is part of the TUBBZ cosplaying duck range. Oliver Reed would have been delighted.


In 1976, Topps issued Hammer picture cards under the title Shock Theatre. This set of 50 include stills from Warner Dracula releases and FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED. The previous year there was a test copy version in the United States, which included non-Warner films such as CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN.


By 1974 the company was stumbling towards an open grave, and Hammer City Records was a project that aimed to recreate their classics as audio dramas. Hammer Presents Dracula with Christopher Lee is an LP which features the actor narrating "a horrifying story of vampirism" on side one, while side two is a mishmash of musical suites from FEAR IN THE NIGHT, SHE, DR JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE and THE VAMPIRE LOVERS. The record is an important artefact as it contains Lee's last performance alongside the Prince of Darkness for the studio. The tale itself - written by Don Houghton - is threadbare, drastically brought to life by Lee's tones, bombastic musical cues and haunting sound effects (not forgetting Bill Mitchell’s introduction and coda).
James Bond


On your next secret mission, don't forget to pack these multi-coloured, "superior quality" elastic bands, manufactured by Tin Tin Bazar in 1967.


In the 1980s, Spanish toy maker and violator of intellectual property Coibel made a number of knock-off Bond items. Among them were the ‘exploding’ range (a cap-gun style system) including a lighter, pen, coin and spoon.


In 1999, Hasbro issued a number of limited edition action man-style figures for Bond films. Here is the one for THE SPY WHO LOVED ME.


"Space Belongs to Bond!" Made on the coattails of STAR WARS, MOONRAKER also followed the example set by George Lucas with a cascade of toys and tie-ins. Examples include a 1:144 scale Space Shuttle and Booster Rocket (Revell) and a Space Gun (Lone Star).

Doctor Who


Leeds-born Denys Fisher was a military component engineer before inventing the Spirograph drawing aid in 1965. In 1977 Fisher and Mego developed a small range of 10" DOCTOR WHO toys. The Denys Fisher/Mego Cyberman used serials THE INVASION and REVENGE OF THE CYBERMEN as inspiration, although for reasons unknown a button nose was added. The set was completed by a Fourth Doctor with more than a passing resemblance to Gareth Hunt, Leela, a Dalek, a Giant Robot held together with elastic bands, and a TARDIS. K9 was added a year later.


Dapol, the Welsh model railway manufacturer, produced some inaccurate DOCTOR WHO action figures between 1988 and 2001. The line included a two-handed Davros, a five-sided TARDIS console and a green-painted K9. A publicity shot used to make the latter showed K9 on grass, where reflections gave a green impression.


1965 saw the release of Berwick's Dalek Playsuit. Packaged in a large box, the costume comprised of a red plastic dome atop a cardboard neck to look through, over which was slotted a vinyl skirt with white hemispheres. An eye fitted into the dome, with the plunger and gun arm held through holes. The Berwick catalogue of 1977 contained a creepy Tom Baker Playsuit.




In 1978, Jotastar released the Doctor Who and the Legendary Legion Top Trumps set. Although the heroes had The Fourth Doctor and the TARDIS, the rest were made up of characters from history, myth and literature. Presumably the designers opted for this route because they had no real interest in the show, and they pulled the alien cards from thumbing through Target tie-ins. The artwork is indifferent and there is a distinct anomaly: even though we have Dalek-related entries such as Davros, Ogrons, Mechanoids and Draconians, the Daleks themselves do not appear due to Terry Nation copyright.


In the same year, German company Dubreq - who invented the Stylophone - issued two notorious Horror Top Trumps: Devil Priest and Dracula. These had gaudy pen and ink drawings "inspired" by all aspects of horror culture, and the style reminds of the amended pre-code comics put out by Eerie Publications. DOCTOR WHO contributes to two cards in the Devil Priest collection: the Fire Demon is obviously Azil from THE DAEMONS, and a Sea Devil becomes a jailer for the Venusian Death Cell. 


In 1971 Kelloggs ran a DOCTOR WHO promo in packs of Sugar Smacks behind this almost paedophilic illustration of Jon Pertwee. Free inside were one of six metal badges: Third Doctor, The Master, Bessie, Jo Grant, Brigadier or the Unit Symbol.


In 1973, The Co-Op published budget cookbook Baking Your Cake And Eating It, with recipes sent in by the public. On the back cover, a Jon Pertwee illustration explained that “men may go shooting off to outer space but it’s really their inner space that matters most.”


In 1977, Crosse & Blackwell had a DOCTOR WHO offer ("to get together ... and set up a super home science lab.") Tokens could save you money on a chemistry set and a radio/electronic kit, plus for 95p you could have a cut-out TARDIS with colour pencils.


The 'Tardis Tuner' was released by the Shortman Trading Company in 1978. Actually a black medium wave radio, there were flashing lights and a "Time Warp" bleeper control switch. Shortman also produced a promotional one-page comic strip, which had The Doctor and Romana use the device in their escape from the steel dungeons of The Turgids.


Retailing for 85p, these Fourth Doctor underpants were available from British Home Stores in 1980. 


In 1984, W. H. Allen & Co published The Doctor Who Pattern Book by Joy Gammon, providing instructions for making scarfs, jumpers, pillows and toys to knit and sew.


Argo’s 1976 LP Doctor Who and the Pescatons was the first original audio adventure for the Time Lord, voiced by Tom Baker and Elisabeth Sladen and written by Victor Pemberton, who had penned DOCTOR WHO - FURY FROM THE DEEP. Doctor Who and the Pescatons sees The Doctor defeat the “cunning, ravenous creatures; half-human, half-fish” invaders of Earth by high-frequency sound. Argo, an imprint of Decca, faced a number of obstacles from the BBC, the corporation alarmed that - due to an oversight at BBC Enterprises - rights had been secured for £50. 





Girl Illustrated was published between 1966 and 1977. A spin-off from Naturist Health & Efficiency, the magazine is infamous for the September 1977 issue. Here, four years after leaving DOCTOR WHO, Katy Manning wrapped herself around a Dalek in nothing but a pair of boots (actually given to the actress by Derek Nimmo as an opening night gift for the West End farce Why Not Stay for Breakfast?). Manning admitted she took the job to help pay off the vatman.





In 1971 Nestle made Doctor Who Milk Chocolate. A Fifteen-part story - Doctor Who Fights Masterplan Q - appeared on numbered wrappers, and artwork on display boxes were changed after complaints from Jon Pertwee. Masterplan Q actually involves The Master, a transporter beam and a giant carnivorous species from the prehistoric jungle planet Quorus. When the animal appears in Trafalgar Square, The Doctor uses an ultra-sonic whistle to bring the creature out of The Master's control.




Between 1975 and 1977, Walls made the Dalek's Death Ray, a chocolate and mint ice cream lolly. Eighteen different wrappers were manufactured, including mini-stories 'From the World of the Daleks' (such as The Swamp Creatures of Terroth, Daleks and the Ancient Britons and the Grenium Invisibility System) and 'The Incredible Daleks' (including How Daleks Bend Time, The Great Dalek Workshops on the Planet Styros and the Dalek Buggy). The Walls Report 1975 promotional leaflet introduced their product under the snippet "How to lick a Dalek."


In 1979, Goodies produced Doctor Who Candy Favourites, white chocolate snacks in four different shapes: the TARDIS, K-9, a Dalek and a Cyberman. A year later four pieces of each were made available in a rectangular box.

BBC Sound Effects Records


The BBC started producing vinyl sound effects records in 1969, part of various tie-ins from BBC Radio Enterprises (which would morph into the BBC Records banner then BBC Records and Tapes). Of interest here are the three science fiction and three horror entries in the series. Out of This World (Volume 12, 1976) has four themes (Outer Space, Magic and Mystery, Suspense and the Supernatural, and The Elements); the quirk of Doctor Who Sound Effects (Volume 19, 1978) was that it used original production titles rather than the broadcast serial names (THE DESTRUCTORS is actually THE SONTARAN EXPERIMENT); and Sci-Fi Sound Effects (Volume 26, 1981) extensively featured BLAKE'S 7, but also contained audio from Tom Baker's final DOCTOR WHO season, the original 1978 radio dramatisation of THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, and the 1981 Radio 4 serial EARTHSEARCH.


Despite Mary Whitehouse accusing the BBC for "an utter lack of responsibility," Death & Horror (Volume 13, 1977) was a great success, becoming the first sound effect LP to enter the UK Album Chart. Who could not be impressed with the six segments: Execution and Torture, Monsters and Animals, Creaking Doors and Grave Digging, Musical Effects and Footsteps, Vocal Effects and Heartbeats, and Weather, Atmospheres and Bells?; unlike its predecessor, More Death and Horror (Volume 21, 1978) isn't arranged in handy sections, instead its a torrent beginning with Death of a Fly and ending with Suicide by Gas; and Even More Death and Horror (Volume 27, 1982) only runs to twenty-seven minutes, but we are back to sections with the most hyperbolic track lists (Whipping - A Touch Of The Lash Keeps You On Your Toes (Or Knees) or Dragon - On The Move Through The Bushes - With Occasional Flaming Bad Breath).

Alan Moore


This 6.5" custom action figure of Northampton's favourite resident was made by loosecollector and detailed on the Figurerealm website. The creation includes a Lord of the Rings head (with sculpted hair) and Terminator hands (with sculpted ring).


A SIMPSONS/Moore custom figure by Blind Squirrel Props, formed from a Ripped Groundskeeper Willie. This is based on the writer's appearance in the 2007 episode HUSBANDS AND KNIVES.


The Mustard comedy magazine offers cut-out-and-make paper toys of its cover stars, designed by Sally Grossart. You can download the PDFs from their website; Alan Moore - who was interviewed in Mustard #4 - is available in cover mode and wedding finery.

Alan Partridge


Kiss my face! Handmade Alan Partridge from the bespoke gifts company MakeYrPresentsFelt. 


Smell my cheese you mother! A faux Alan Partridge action figure from the Mustard comedy magazine website, complete with traffic cone, Toblerone and dinner plate. 


Back of the net! Make the most of an all-you-can-eat buffet with the 12" Alan's Big Plate. Listed as official merchandise, although made from "tough ABS plastic", the item is flimsy and with an easily damaged centre transfer.

"Snacks that go crunch in the night"





Launched in late 1974, Smiths Crisps unleashed Horror Bags, with each flavoured snack moulded in a different macabre shape. These extremely successful products were available in Fangs (cheese and onion), Bones (salt and vinegar), Ribs (vinegar), Claws (bacon) and Bats ("batburger"). As well as TV promotion - Frank Thornton as Dracula - there was a host of tie-ins. Sending off your empty packets and a few pence would get you such ghoulish goodies as a Dracula hand puppet, a drawstring knapsack (quite literally, a horror bag), games and picture cards. You could even obtain a "Creepy Clutcher" free in Buster.